H-hullo there, Miss. I didn’t… see you there.Bernard is Roland's right hand man who handles the technology. Him and Roland have a good relationship though even Bernard admits that Roland does not tell him everything.
- Roland's Australian Adventure (mentioned by Roland)
- Bernard and Roland knew each other as children. Bernard says that they used to fight, "over drops of hokey pokey in a shared sundae" (Roland: The Indian Adventure) and he comments about how he knew him when he was 14.
- Bernard calls Roland, 'Ro'.
- Bernard does not actually need glasses. Roland just thinks, due to a bit of prejudice, that Bernard looks smarter with them on and is more likely to listen to him when he wears them.