"O-oh! You meant... er, bangs in your hair! In Britain, that means--uh, never mind, Miss Sadie. Where is that waiter?!"~Roland to Sadie after she mentioned how she was in the mood for bangs (as in hair). (Peru)
"A cow? You thought I'd give you a COW as a farewell-forever present?...Let me buy you something else, then. Something on a proper store rack, that you can see before it's wrapped. Since you won't accept my Cow of Parting."~Roland to Sadie at Christmas
"(speaking into his lapel) Bernard, this is Roland. I'm tagging this reel from your portable movie-making camera for my private collection."~Roland getting a bit too much excitement over seeing Sadie pick a lock.
Sadie: "Did you know Sterling Evans was going to be out in the jungle?"
Roland: "No. Dare I hope he got shot?Wait. Some of the boys from your convoy told me about this, but I didn't... he(Sterling) was the gringo on the other side? The one that Viktor... Viktored?...This is the best day I've had in a very long time, Sadie."~Roland is glad that Sterling got punched.